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IMPORTANT:  This website is primarily intended for the use of the gymnasts and connected persons of Dynamics Trampolining Club.  Entrance to and use of the website is at the recipients own risk.

The content available on the website is for general entertainment and interest only. The Club does not guarantee its accuracy or completeness, nor does it take any responsibility for mistakes, incorrect information, or omissions, or any other inaccuracy. Anybody relying on the information, in any way, is strongly advised to cross check it against other sources or consult their coach. Use of any information, or content is at the user’s own risk. This is especially important with regards to competitions, routines or proficiency badges, Please take the time to check it yourself.

The Club reserves the right to change or modify these conditions from time to time. The Club supports equal opportunities and acceptable use policies. Copies of these policies are available on request.

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[The website may also contain information that is confidential, privileged, or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this site is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.

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Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will also be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards.. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have been linked to this site in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing].